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Title : Linuxtoday.com
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Title : Mark Shuttleworth sees increased demand for enterprise
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[District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are two
sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity:
(1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and
confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a pile and hold a
press conference where you announce that they have a street value of
$850 million. These raids never fail, because ALL high schools, including
brand-new, never-used ones, have at least 53 marijuana cigarettes in the
lockers. As far as anyone can tell, the locker factory puts them there.
(2) Raid an "adult book store" and hold a press conference where you
announce you are charging the owner with 850 counts of being a piece of
human sleaze. This also never fails, because you always get a conviction.
A juror at a pornography trial is not about to state for the record that
he finds nothing obscene about a movie where actors engage in sexual
activities with live snakes and a fire extinguisher. He is going to
convict the bookstore owner, and vote for the death penalty just to make
sure nobody gets the wrong impression.
-- Dave Barry, "Pornography"
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