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KB2VXA > ANTS 04.12.08 20:03l 65 Lines 2347 Bytes #999 (0) @ WW
BID : 50098_VK2TV
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Subj: Re: VK6BE's ants in his pants
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Sent: 081204/1849Z @:VK2TV.#MNC.NSW.AUS.OC #:50098 [Kempsey, QF68JX] $:50098_VK
From: KB2VXA@VK2TV.#MNC.NSW.AUS.OC
To : ANTS@WW
Hi Bob and all,
The last time I read a story about ants it came from the WEIRDO in
Edinburgh you all may remember only he handled them in a more normal
manner. He found where they got in and a little ant paste put a stop to
the invasion. Bob, don't you have something better to do with your
computer than use it to play with ants? Are you having another senior
moment or is life really that boring? Why don't you take them down to the
church and stuff them in the organ? You can really have fun there
teaching ants how to fly, they don't need any more wind pressure than to
break their sticky little grip and that much will send them into orbit.
Those that remain can get some religion, they'll pray they never see you
again and having a clear screen you can concentrate your efforts on
writing bulls about life in Australia.
Well if nothing else you keep us entertained with your wildlife
adventures, frogs, turtles, spiders, blue kangaroos and now ants. Your
house is a veritble zoo, you should charge admission which would pay for
expansion into ATV where you can put on your very own adventure shows.
Surely they'll be more interesting than the usual talking heads, I never
saw anything in the rules limiting program content other than the obvious
"bug tussle" pornography so why not have a go?
Next time your found, with your chin on the ground
There a lot to be learned, so look around
Just what makes that little old ant
Think hell move that rubber tree plant
Anyone knows an ant, can't
Move a rubber tree plant
But he's got high hopes, he's got high hopes
Hes got high apple pie, in the sky hopes
So any time your gettin' low
Stead of lettin go
Just remember that ant
Oops there goes another rubber tree plant
When troubles call, and your backs to the wall
There a lot to be learned, that wall could fall
Once there was a silly old ram
Thought he'd punch a hole in a dam
No one could make that ram, scram
He kept buttin that dam
Cause he had high hopes, he had high hopes
He had high apple pie, in the sky hopes
So any time your feelin' bad
Stead of feelin sad
Just remember that ram
Oops there goes a billion kilowatt dam
73 de Warren
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