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VK2AWZ > ALL 05.04.08 13:00l 32 Lines 988 Bytes #999 (0) @ WW
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Subj: Re: Perfect Cup Of Tea.
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From: VK2AWZ@VK2DOT.CC.NSW.AUS.OC
To : ALL@WW
Maybe this was one of the ladies from Arsenic and Old Lace who wanted
something for her cups of tea?
A nice, calm and respectable old woman went into a pharmacy, looked the
chemist straight in his eyes & said, 'I would like to buy some Arsenic.'
The chemist asked, 'Why in the world do you need Arsenic?'
The woman replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'
The chemist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord, have mercy! I can't
give you arsenic to kill your husband! That's against the law! My license!
They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen! No!
You CANNOT have any arsenic!'
The woman reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
in bed with the chemist's wife.
The chemist looked at the picture and replied, 'Oh, you didn't tell me
you had a prescription.'
73 - Dave, VK2AWZ @ VK2TV
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